Doug
Welcome to Medford,
Where cops resolve field disputes.
Your taxes at work!

Brad
Softball umpire
Not interested in fair play
One response: lawsuit

Pablo
Get your MBA
Prepare for the business world
But not for Medford.

Pablo
A valid question:
What are you going to do,
Hit me? Answer: yes.

Pablo
Words, shoving, wrestling
The result of this melee:
Galooth up; Raf down.

Juani (Pablo's brother in Munich)
I missed the tussle
But imagine the fear they felt
Seeing Pabs approach.